Today I woke up with that wonderful 'my throat is trying to birth a porcupine' feeling.

Fortunately, I woke up because work was calling me to see if I could do an extra shift. I've never heard someone lose hope so quickly.

"Hey, Dark! Reckon you could do a--"

"Huh--HACK!"...oh, never mind ( Read more... )

Turns out it's almost damn near impossible to get a new windscreen wiper. Everyone--and I mean everyone--sells wiper blades, but no one has the actual wiper arm in stock. Which leaves me with two options ( Read more... )

Today creepy!pervy!quadriplegic-guy had to suffer through one of his twice-weekly enemas.

My reactions were mixed.

On the one hand, watching someone get a nurse's hand shoved far enough up their back-passage that it could've played finger-tag with his colon seems like justifiable revenge. On the other hand, I had to watch it ( Read more... )

So, this weekend has been seriously craptastic.

For starters, THE GRACE PERIOD IS A LIE. A fact I discovered from the extremely nice policeman who pulled me over on the freeway. Fortunately, my luck with the boys in blue still holds, and he let me off with a warning provided I get your car off the road, ma'am.Oh you betcha, Mister Nice Officer, ( Read more... )

jbmcdragon went home this morning, and it turns out I was supposed to start my final year of university roughly around the time I was getting back into the car for the three hour drive home. Y'know, as opposed to two weeks from now, like I thought.

Not my most well-planned day.

HOWEVER. According to muphinmadness, my flatmate and course-buddy, we only missed a brief ( Read more... )

Life Lessons Learned From Doing Care Work

( Cut for discussion of bodily functions that might squick the faint-hearted )

Just went to see District 9, which ripped my heart out and stomped on it. Mostly in very good ways, but OW HEART BLEEDING INTERNALLY ( Read more... )

A/N: I wrote most of this post yesterday and then never got around to posting it. Because I am clever that way.It's looking to be one of those weeks ( Read more... )

No more word from the mini!stalker. \o/ I'm not counting my luck just yet, but I'm hoping that might be the end of it. And if not -- well, I got some excellent advice from you guys (have I told you guys that you're awesome?), and I'm fully prepared to lay out a serious smackdown if it comes to that ( Read more... )

Either there's something in the water, or I'm emitting some kind of low-grade pheromone crack that only attracts crazy people.

I have a mini!stalker.

( tl;dr about Dark being paranoid and flaily )